But the guy, having already tried to use it, looked at Professor Oak and said "No shit. Where were you five minutes ago when you would've actually been useful?"
No no no, that's not how the game goes! You start off with 3 words, and then the next person copies those 3 words and adds 3 of their own. Then the next person copies all 6 words (the whole story) and adds 3 more, and so on and so forth. I mean I hate to be the new guy to crash the party but...
That's the fun version though! Plus if you ever get to like 10 pages, someone just joining the alliance isn't gonna want to have to read from the beginning all the way to the end to catch up on the whole story. But either way! lol
So, the homosexual, half robotic priest whose screw fell out his transforming crucifix tripped over Merlinus, rolled over gowfanatic, and landed on Alex.