Kill the person above you.

Don't play god mode. be creative in the way you stay alive. be creative in the way you kill
I'm first so I'm invincible.

So was Superman, but then someone shoved Kryptonite down his throat

*I quickly realize now is the chance to attack alex while he is daydreaming about his childhood heroes. I sneak up behind him with my snub nose revolver, place the gun to his temple, and pull the trigger.*

But you forgot to load it, your surprise giving me the opportunity to grab the revolver out of your hand and beat you to death with it :3

but since you haven't been to the gym to work out enough you get tired after only one swing. giving me a cut lip and a chance to escape.

A drop of blood goes from the cut on your lip into Alex's mouth giving him HIV/AIDS resulting in a slow, painful death. While that's happening, I've set a Claymore mine along your escape route. You trigger it and it explodes.

I get knocked into a small hole in the wall that shields me from the blast. a piece of glass goes flying through the air and cuts your jugular though.

Luckily, the cut's only a tiny nick that allows me to stop the bleeding and use the blood on my hands to give you my AIDS <3

Fortunately, I have a successful anti-AIDS serum coursing through my veins. The serum somehow transfers itself to you rendering us both immune to AIDS. So I just stab you in the temple with a rusty spork.

But the rusty spork breaks, giving me the opportunity to headbutt you hard enough to kill you

Too bad I was wearing a helmet. You knock yourself unconscious and while you are out I lodge a stick of dynamite in your ass and light the fuse.

But then I get explosive diarrhea and shit so hard the dynamite flies far enough away to not hurt me. And then I cover your house with poo, surprising you so much that your heart stops.

Fortunately, I was about to stick my dick into an electrical socket. When my heart stopped, my dick went into the socket. The resulting jolt restarted my heart. I then swing around, hitting you on the side of the head with my rock hard cock. The resulting blow knocks your head off and it goes soaring like a baseball. A solo shot for Mike Oskowis.

But then your dick shatters against my skull and I make you watch porn. The blood that flows to it goes all over the floor and you die from blood loss :3

My penis is made of rubber so it does not shatter, so I bludgeon you to death with a cricket paddle.

But my skull is so hard that the cricket paddle breaks. I take it and shove the splintered end through your stomach and intestines and you die.

My intestines spill out onto the floor and turn into venomous snakes which bite you and kill you. They also tie your hands and feet and rape you in the ass.

I'd prefer to be dead lol... But anyways, I call in Indiana Jones, who, being terrified of snakes, kills them before they can kill me. And then he runs away like a little pansy boy.

Mr. Jones forgets about the one that's lodged up your ass. As a result, it eats your insides and you die from a lack of vital organs.

While Alex is getting eaten alive, I sneak up behind osko and stab him in the back with my lightsaber that was an honorary gift from NSO.

Fortunately, that lightsaber kills the snake up my ass, so my internal organs are spared. Then, in the spirit of honor, I use the lightsaber to cut Osko's testicles off and one up each side of his nose, then gorilla glue his mouth shut so he suffocates.