Philosophical Questions or Statements

Silly ones, like Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway, OR my new favorite...What do you call a male damsel in distress?
OR.
Serious questions. Like "what is the meaning of life."
feel free to post your own questions or answer someone else's

There's not a spot on official forms (at least, not any that I have seen) giving hermaphrodites an opportunity to put what their gender is...

says it all.

If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?

Thought of this yesterday while eating fruit:

*referring to an orange* What came first, the fruit or the color?

Who came up with a name like Frisbee? I mean, why couldn't it have just been a Flying Disc?

Is it ironic that the word "bed" actually looks like a bed?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Alex0827a wrote:There's not a spot on official forms (at least, not any that I have seen) giving hermaphrodites an opportunity to put what their gender is...

Sometimes there's an "other" or "intersex" option, but it's pretty uncommon. People like to think of gender in binary terms, and they like to ignore people outside of the binary, because they threaten the dominant culture.

osko1337 wrote:Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

It's a corporate conspiracy to keep you consuming their products

jaki cold wrote:

osko1337 wrote:Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

It's a corporate conspiracy to keep you consuming their products

This makes sense, actually

Is it ironic that the word "bed" actually looks like a bed?

No. No sir, it is not. Use a dictionary.

If Alex and General Derangement switched positions for a day, would hell roll over?

Quite possibly ^_^

I was assuming so...

IS it true that eating doughnuts with fruit inside are healthy?

Nope, there's usually a ton of preservatives in the fruit

If everything was balanced, would anything really be balanced?

or would we simply not know what balance is?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Very Philosophical indeed.

17.326 pounds >_>

Oh I see! Now your gonna be the math genious huh?

Why did Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? Why couldn't the Sea Shore just sell the Sea Shells itself?

Because the Sea Shore is an inanimate object...

Really? Then how come it moves?