IRC quote of the day.

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[20:44] <Alex0827b> it was MY plan!
[20:44] <Alex0827b> you get goat form or something..
[20:48] <Alex0827a> I like goats :3
[20:49] <Alex0827b> well that's convenient
[20:49] <Alex0827b> you're about to be one
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[20:53] <Alex0827a> I fuck goats
[20:53] <Alex0827a> I'll be the sexiest goat aroun
[20:54] <Alex0827b> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcdtSmX1as&feature=related
[20:54] <Alex0827a> NOT THE GOAT PORN AGAIN
[20:54] <Alex0827a> wait
[20:54] <Alex0827a> I'm a goat
[20:54] <Alex0827a> that means goat porn turns me on
[20:55] <Alex0827b> WELP
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[20:55] <Alex0827b> I just lost my last reason to Al
[20:55] <Joe32320|SNAFU> No goat porn
[20:55] <Joe32320|SNAFU>
[20:55] *** Alex0827b is now known as Cs1177
[20:55] <Alex0827a> but
[20:55] <Alex0827a> but
[20:55] <Alex0827a> but
[20:55] *** Cs1177 is now known as Cs1177|OSA
[20:55] <Alex0827a> :'(
[20:55] <Cs1177|OSA> :p

[08:41:21] <Pinky> Baaa means take me you handsome welshman

[23:48] <%Londo> WAIT
[23:48] <%Londo> WAIT
[23:48] <%Londo> he quit?!?!
[23:48] <%Londo> fuck
[23:48] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> who quit what?
[23:55] <%J> who quit what
[23:57] <%CaoPai> yay, I'm not the only one confused
[23:57] Thats a change of pace.
[23:58] <%CaoPai> That it is. You people are weird.
[23:58] <%Sigrun[CA]> Londo we all want to know, who quit what, and why do we care?
[00:00] <%Londo> TheMVP
[00:00] <%Londo> he quit IRC
[00:00] <%Londo> and I am sad because I wanted to talk to him
[00:00] <%Londo> as apparently he is now living within a few blocks of me
[00:00] <%Londo> and I can ooc attack him with ease
[00:00] <%Londo> WITH MY FISTS OF RIGHTEOUS FURYYYYYYY
[00:00] <%CaoPai> lol
[00:00] Tech Raid him
[00:00] * Tezkat[Away] is now known as Tezkat
[00:01] <%Londo> punch him and take his cell phone?
[00:01] <%Sigrun[CA]> hmm a real life tech raid... walk over to his house, break in, start carting off his computer, telephone, tv..
[00:01] Best thing you can do
[00:01] And then
[00:01] While you run off
[00:01] Yell "Tech Raid"
[00:02] <%Londo> I shout "aggressive ground attack" as I punch him twice
[00:02] <%Londo> then I wait until 1AM EST
[00:02] <%Londo> and do it again.
[00:02] <%Londo> right after update.
[00:02] <%Sigrun[CA]> hahahah
[00:02] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> "Tech Raid Peace Sent"

Hijacked from the SNAFU thread like this... Credit goes to Warmongrel

This needs to be posted:

[22:36] jesus fuckin christ
[22:36] am i the only person that wonders why our bodies try to allow us to shit things larger than our asshole?
[22:37] yea
[22:37] sheez
[22:37] that was a rough one
[22:38] you know its bad
[22:38] when your stomach hurts worse after the shit
[22:38] idk wtf i ate but i know it wasnt that big when it went in

[07:51:31] Robster[UPN] [RobsterUPN@coldfront-B5920835.range86-161.btcentralplus.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout
[07:52:03] lol maybe the rest of upn should follow his example
[07:52:14] <%Warmongrel> Ohsnap.

lol

[14:04:06] Why do people leave their clothes in the dryer for two hours when it only takes 45 minutes to dry them and they just sit there not drying for 1.25 hours?
[14:04:47] It's really annoying
[14:04:48] EVERY
[14:04:50] FUCKING
[14:04:51] WEEK
[14:05:26] it's a dorm laundry
[14:05:34] so it's for like 55 people
[14:05:46] and the dumbass who designed it only put 2 washers and 3 dryers in there
[14:05:49] take a shit in there and turn it back on!
[14:06:03] <@Kryievla[Valhalla]> ew
[14:06:04] haha
[14:06:05] nice, will do

00:51 Ajax Jem[JerkingSomething]: eww.
00:51 Jem[JerkingSomething] lmao
00:51 Jem[JerkingSomething] i love u to Ajax
00:51 Ajax eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
00:52 Ajax don't fucking tell me that when you're over there spanking your monkey.
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] ?
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] i am
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] well not yet
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] i gotta get ready
00:52 *** Jem[JerkingSomething] was kicked by Ajax ( get the fuck out)
00:52 *** Jem[JerkingSomething] joined #bio
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] ;(
00:52 Ajax dude.
00:52 Ajax contain yourself.
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] i cant
00:52 Jem[JerkingSomething] im hard as fuck
00:52 Ajax Master_Debater[BTA]:
00:53 *** Jem[JerkingSomething] was kicked by Ajax ( get. the. fuck. out.)
00:53 *** Jem[JerkingSomething] joined #bio
00:53 Sal thank you
00:53 Jem[JerkingSomething] i have like a serious boner
00:53 Ajax you're one more word away from ban
00:53 Sal BAN HIM!!!!
00:53 Jem[JerkingSomething] k im sorry
00:53 Jem[JerkingSomething] bows to Ajax
00:54 Sal and that is how you know your a powerful Alliance leader
00:54 Sal when someone bows with a boner