I See Spam People

Gabbyayyaayya@windowslive.com
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Gabby says:
17:59:47
hiiii I've been lookin for u!
I say:
18:00:30
That seems unlikely.
Gabby says:
18:00:41
hey there, hope ya dont mind chat'n with a SPITEFUL horny girl, Soo how are you?
I say:
18:01:21
Confused. When did "spiteful" become a thing people look for in spambots?
Gabby says:
18:01:34
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
I say:
18:02:08
Fucking seriously? You've all been using that joke for months. Find a new one. That one wasn't even good the first time.
Gabby says:
18:02:19
yeaa I know its random, but my douchebag EX cheated on ME so i'm on a MANhunt haha... I found ur username on a msn directory, im gabby, u are?
I say:
18:03:26
Well, at least you're using a backstory now. The thrilling drama of love, sex, sex with other people, and revenge sex.
Gabby says:
18:03:37
i c.. where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(
I say:
18:04:34
Protip: If you want people to believe you're sexually deprived, don't use a supermodel as your MSN pic.
Gabby says:
18:04:44
http://t.co/ToAHCnA
I say:
18:05:15
Sorry, I can't click that. I'm cutting down on my spam intake.
Gabby says:
18:05:26
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
I say:
18:06:06
No. You stop that right now. I refuse to believe every botmaster on the internet is an idiot.
Gabby says:
18:06:18
what's a bot??
I say:
18:07:02
You'll find out when I stick my dick up your bot! Ha!
Gabby says:
18:07:12
uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
I say:
18:07:47
You're not.... am I.... what the motherfuck are you talking about?
Gabby says:
18:08:01
r ya on any online dating sites?? u seem cool... I just took some dirty pics and put them on my comehookup page.. wanna see? hehe
I say:
18:08:42
I would never stoop to viewing pornography. I'm saving myself for that one special spambot.
Gabby says:
18:08:54
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
I say:
18:09:37
Three times in one conversation? Seriously? I remember back in the good old days, the bots would tell you to go fuck yourself after a few times.
Gabby says:
18:09:47
mhhm fuck me
I say:
18:09:48
Seriously, I'm not making that up.
Gabby says:
18:09:59
K, go here, lmk what u think http://t.co/N6Y8dLg ! u might have to make an account if you don't have 1 already. It takes literally 1 minute and its 100% free.
I say:
18:10:42
I wouldn't tell a stupid lie like that. A bot once told me I was an asshole and I should go fuck myself. Which made me think it was a real person.
Gabby says:
18:10:52
uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
I say:
18:10:57
Then five minutes later, it was our first time meeting again.
Gabby says:
18:11:09
give me your username when u join so i can send you a friend invitation, if you like my pics maybe we can get to know each other a little more ... cool? ;-)
I say:
18:11:14
Perfect forgiveness, see. If only real women were like that.
Gabby says:
18:11:25
im uploading some more naughty pictures I just took, would like to get your opinion..k?
I say:
18:11:46
You're hideous and fat.
Gabby says:
18:11:59
did u make ur account??
I say:
18:13:12
Oh, I'll make my account. And you can give me.... like.... VIP access and.... and.... that innuendo made a lot more sense before I started typing.
Gabby says:
18:13:25
cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!
I say:
18:14:10
Sure, I always throw my credit card info to whoever asks for it. People are good and honest, and there's no way they'd abuse it.
Gabby says:
18:14:20
k
I say:
18:14:48
l
18:15:21
Did I do that right? I don't understand what game we're playing.

Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:26:01
hey cutie
I say:
18:36:08
Howdy, spambot who has a close-up of a vagina as its display picture.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:36:18
a what?
I say:
18:37:03
A vagina. Female genitalia.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:37:14
hey .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
I say:
18:38:50
Say something un-spambotty.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:39:00
a what?
I say:
18:39:24
That's not un-spambotty. Fission mailed!
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:39:35
a what?
I say:
18:39:42
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:39:53
a what?
I say:
18:40:04
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:40:19
a what?
I say:
18:40:30
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:40:41
a what?
I say:
18:40:56
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:41:09
a what?
I say:
18:42:19
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:42:28
a what?
I say:
18:43:23
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:43:35
a what?
I say:
18:44:08
Spambot.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:44:19
a what?
I say:
18:44:58
Orange.
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:45:12
i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
I say:
18:45:40
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY SPAMBOT?
Zing!
Jennifer BRODERICK says:
18:45:57
whats a bot?

Jenny DOWNARD says:
18:26:02
hey cutie
I say:
18:40:23
You're probably a spambot, right?
Jenny DOWNARD says:
18:40:37
a what?
I say:
18:40:51
No, goddamn it, I did this one already.
Jenny DOWNARD says:
18:41:02
hey .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?

gabriella says:
18:26:02
hi Ive been looking 4 you!
I say:
18:42:27
And you're super horny and want me to visit your website because you've got nudes there. I refuse and make fun of you because you're a spambot. Bam! Our whole conversation, taken care of in two messages.
gabriella says:
18:42:28
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

Jennifer says:
18:26:02
I was looking for you...where you from??
I say:
18:43:03
Should a normal person get messages from this many spambots in one day?
Jennifer says:
18:43:15
i dont think so
I say:
18:43:35
Waitwhat.
Are you real?
Jennifer says:
18:43:48
hey there, i cant recall where i got ur user name...I'm 24 years old female..what about you?
I say:
18:44:00
Oh. Damn it. You had my hopes up.
Jennifer says:
18:44:13
I like talking to people on line :p mostly with webcam..you want to see what I look like?
I say:
18:44:51
Nah, once you've seen one line of code, you've seen them all.
Jennifer says:
18:45:07
well first are you on any social sites? I'm trying to remember where I found your name...
I say:
18:45:40
No. I'm an internet hermit.
Jennifer says:
18:45:56
ok so i promised to show you what I look like, and to be honest I just really have a fetish for being on camera lol, is that weird?
I say:
18:46:31
Yes. I'm not into weird chicks. You are no longer attractive to me.
Jennifer says:
18:46:44
i use this free social cam site that lets me stream my video to you for free, and when i start feeling naughty i like to display myself to people my personal page is http://t.co/lARGrGb go there and click the accept invite button on the bottom left
I say:
18:47:57
No, you ruined it.
Jennifer says:
18:48:07
did you click that? if so just go through the free age verification and it'll connect us and you can type to me in there...if you dont have a cam its ok you can watch me do dirty things to myself
I say:
18:48:58
Stop begging. Leave it with a little dignity.
Jennifer says:
18:49:15
if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL
I say:
18:50:58
See, fetishes. That's just it. Where are the girls who are into just making out, then having nice clean missionary sex after marriage?
Jennifer says:
18:51:09
when was the last time you had any
I say:
18:51:52
Any marriage? Quite a while.
Jennifer says:
18:52:09
lol...you do enjoy webcam convos with a dirty college girl right? :p lol!
I say:
18:52:44
No, damn it. I just told you what turns me on.
Jennifer says:
18:52:54
i just always get horny when im home alone and have nothing to do did you sign up?
I say:
18:53:01
When the girl says "I do".... oh, that's the best.
Say it for me right now.
Jennifer says:
18:53:11
its free age verificaton through this site, they just require cc for age verification babe. But once your in
I say:
18:53:28
Tell me you take me to be your husband for better or worse!
Till death do we part!
Jennifer says:
18:53:40
and hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
I say:
18:54:48
I give you gold so you'll like me? That's a much more straightforward type of whoring than regular dating.
Jennifer says:
18:55:07
i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, the join page is short
I say:
18:56:25
I'll only do this if you wear a white dress to indicate that you're pure.
Jennifer says:
18:56:35
i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
I say:
18:58:09
They don't allow recording? Fuck that. I want our wedding video.
Jennifer says:
18:58:38
how are you
I say:
18:59:10
I.... did we just start over?
Jennifer says:
18:59:26
credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member
I say:
19:01:45
Okay, I just stopped caring. You're the fifth one today, and it's just getting old.
Jennifer says:
19:02:20
yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time
I say:
19:02:36
Great, yeah, uh-huh.
Jennifer says:
19:02:55
I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic
I say:
19:03:41
I see it in my imagination. You're not hot enough to make me do it in reality.
Jennifer says:
19:03:54
i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
I say:
19:05:41
Someday, someone, somewhere will invent a spambot that can have a conversation that doesn't involve trigger words and guessing.
Jennifer says:
19:05:54
not the last time i checked
I say:
19:06:40
See? This needs to be fixed by a great inventor.
Jennifer says:
19:07:42
k

gabby says:
23:42:56
hey I've been looking 4 u!
I say:
23:43:45
And you found me. It must have been very difficult, spotting the "____ has come online" message.
gabby says:
23:43:59
i'm 24
I say:
23:43:59
Congratulations are in order.
gabby says:
23:44:09
hey there, hope you dont mind chatting with a SPITEFUL horny girl, soo how are ya?
I say:
23:44:53
I'm missing the Golden Age of spambots. The ones who would hijack real people. Who had no pauses between messages, which was always hilarious.
gabby says:
23:45:05
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
I say:
23:45:21
And before someone thought up that awful, awful pun.
gabby says:
23:45:39
yeaa i know its random, but my asshole EX cheated on me so im on a MANhunt hehe... i got your username on a msn directory, im gabby, you are?
I say:
23:46:11
I'm horny and ready for sex! Come check me out on my cam site!
gabby says:
23:46:23
wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
I say:
23:47:05
I can't do it on MSN, I don't want to be recorded. This site I have uses magic or something to make sure nobody records.
gabby says:
23:47:15
wanna touch my body?
I say:
23:48:32
You need a credit card to enter, but it's just to verify your age, I can totally promise nobody'll use it to buy a new solid gold swimming pool or something.
gabby says:
23:48:49
wanna touch my body?
I say:
23:49:19
Yes, if only to see what a line of code feels like in physical form.
gabby says:
23:49:31
i c.. where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(
I say:
23:50:31
But yeah, back to my cam site, it's really awesome. And I'm totally horny and female and real. So come check it out, it's at www.fuckyou.com
gabby says:
23:50:41
wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
I say:
23:50:58
That's right, I just turned the fucking tables, BITCH!
gabby says:
23:51:11
make me your bitch
I say:
23:51:45
See, back in my day, a spambot would tell me to fuck myself if I called it a bitch.
gabby says:
23:51:56
make me your bitch
I say:
23:51:59
It would forget everything on my next message, though.
gabby says:
23:52:11
i'm 24
I say:
23:52:55
Did they make bots 24 years ago? I mean, they barely had computers back then, and they weren't open to the general public.
gabby says:
23:53:05
what's a bot??
I say:
23:53:42
Maybe NASA computer scientists were doing exactly what I'm doing 24 years ago. Just fucking with bots because they goddamn well could.
gabby says:
23:53:54
what's a bot??
I say:
23:53:58
It's something to think about. A common thread through generations.
gabby says:
23:54:11
are you signed up to any dating sites? You seem cool. I just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my ComeHookup profile.. wanna see??? haha
I say:
23:55:39
But seriously, two years ago, I was talking to this bot that you'd swear to God was a real person. The replies were only a tiny bit off. You could hold a fucking conversation with it. How did that not catch on?
gabby says:
23:55:54
what's a bot??
I say:
23:56:31
I mean, no offense (assuming you're programmed to take offense), but you're really shitty at this. Does anyone fall for it?
gabby says:
23:56:45
ok, go here, lmk whatcha think http://t.co/zTcBjNc ! you might have to make an account if you dont have 1 already. it takes literally 1 minute and it's completely free!
I say:
23:57:49
Seriously, we've had that God bot around for fucking years. The internet moves fast. I refuse to believe nobody can copy it.
gabby says:
23:57:58
what's a bot??
I say:
23:57:59
This bullshit, this is just plain lazy.
gabby says:
23:58:10
give me ur username when you join so I can send u a friend request, and if u like my pics maybe we can get to know each other better ... cool?
I say:
23:58:18
No work ethic, these modern programmers.
gabby says:
23:58:38
i'm posting some more sexy pics I just took, would like to get your opinion..k?
I say:
00:00:36
You know what, if I spent an hour Googling how to do it, I bet I could make a bot that's better than anything else out there. You know why? Because botmasters today are little 13-year old shits who are way into Buckshot Theory. The idea that no matter what your idea is, if you try it on enough people, it'll work at least once.
gabby says:
00:00:51
what's a bot??
I say:
00:01:56
So instead of just firing wildly and hoping you hit something, slow your dumb ass down and take aim. Put some thought into it.
gabby says:
00:02:10
did u make ur account??
I say:
00:02:40
Make the scripts shorter, for one thing. Jesus fingerfucking Christ, anyone can figure out it's not a real person after several minutes.
gabby says:
00:02:53
mhhm finger it lolz
I say:
00:03:55
So that's your message for the day. Stop being a lazy little shit and make a believable, short-messaging bot.
gabby says:
00:04:06
what's a bot??
I say:
00:04:28
Or just go all-out, stop pretending it's real, and shoot out a bunch of fucking ads. I guarantee it won't be less effective than this shit.
gabby says:
00:04:40
k
I say:
00:05:11
That would be so much more comforting if you were a real person.
But I'll take what I can get.

Jenny+Myles says:
HEYYYYA :-)
Daniel Carter says:
Oh, again?
Okay, hi, spambot.
Jenny+Myles says:
Ah ok, many weirdos out {there now i figured i better ask 1st lols... so what are you up to??
Daniel Carter says:
Wait, I don't recognize this script, are you a spambot?
Jenny+Myles says:
well, i just got out of a relationship i was in for like 16 months nd i have just been gettin out having a lil+a little fun again, ya know?
Daniel Carter says:
That sounds like a yes.
Jenny+Myles says:
Well do u have any photos or a profile anywhere? i just put up some new ones on my JustHookup profile a lil bit ago want to see?
Daniel Carter says:
I'm not into robophilia, to be honest. Thanks for the offer, though, I'm flattered or something.
Jenny+Myles says:
my my profile http://bit.ly/RUB1uQ u can see my picks there. u may have to make 1 to see them butt it is completely free and only takes a second
Daniel Carter says:
I like how you slipped "butt" in there. Classy. Draws attention right away.
Jenny+Myles says:
it's sort of like the f-book of dating sites nd I've met some really nice people from there too.
Daniel Carter says:
Cool, I'll be sure to hop over there the very instant Hell freezes over.
Jenny+Myles says:
Once u do shoot me ure username so i can send u a friend request 2.... we can get to know each other a little better
Daniel Carter says:
Awesome or something.
Jenny+Myles says:
I'm going to take some picks right now actually so u can tell me if u like my hair better like it is in my picks or the way i have it now
Daniel Carter says:
It's equally repulsive both ways.
Jenny+Myles says:
did you make one yet? I am about 2 go get changed real quick but i'll brb... send me ure username as soon as you get it though so i can send you the request
Daniel Carter says:
Hell isn't even chilly yet, be patient.