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So, Alex told me I'd be showered in money, hookers, and drugs of questionable legality if I came here. And now I'm here, but noticing a suspicious lack of money, hookers, drugs, or really anything that would make me want to be here anytime ever. But you know what, that's probably because I only looked around for like five seconds. I'll find the hooker room. And if there's not one, I'll fucking build one, and I'll dress Al up to look like a woman.
Anyhow, there's one catch here. I don't actually have a CN account, but I'm going to be a very important government member. Somehow that idea went over with Big Al. Don't ask me how. He's all "Come check out this new alliance, it's awesome," and I'm like "Yeah, sure, but I don't have a CN account, and I refuse to be a part of anything that doesn't let me horribly abuse my power over the normal people." And so he replied, as no sane person ever would, with "That's fine. Join anyway, and I'll give you power over the mongrel horde."
And that brings us to this moment, right here, which I hope requires no explanation. Because it'll be hard for me to take over this alliance (and, by extension, the world) if I'm constantly in the process of explaining exactly where you are and what you're doing, which aren't things I should know anyway.
So hi, howdy, ahoy, I'm General Derangement, I'll be your terrorist/humorist for this evening, and possibly lots more evenings, and some mornings, and other times in between until I get tired of you. This'll be fun!
Now are there any females in our membership?
Anyhow, there's one catch here. I don't actually have a CN account, but I'm going to be a very important government member. Somehow that idea went over with Big Al. Don't ask me how. He's all "Come check out this new alliance, it's awesome," and I'm like "Yeah, sure, but I don't have a CN account, and I refuse to be a part of anything that doesn't let me horribly abuse my power over the normal people." And so he replied, as no sane person ever would, with "That's fine. Join anyway, and I'll give you power over the mongrel horde."
And that brings us to this moment, right here, which I hope requires no explanation. Because it'll be hard for me to take over this alliance (and, by extension, the world) if I'm constantly in the process of explaining exactly where you are and what you're doing, which aren't things I should know anyway.
So hi, howdy, ahoy, I'm General Derangement, I'll be your terrorist/humorist for this evening, and possibly lots more evenings, and some mornings, and other times in between until I get tired of you. This'll be fun!
Now are there any females in our membership?
