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    General Derangement

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    Good morning, angels!

    Post by General Derangement on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:10 am

    So, Alex told me I'd be showered in money, hookers, and drugs of questionable legality if I came here. And now I'm here, but noticing a suspicious lack of money, hookers, drugs, or really anything that would make me want to be here anytime ever. But you know what, that's probably because I only looked around for like five seconds. I'll find the hooker room. And if there's not one, I'll fucking build one, and I'll dress Al up to look like a woman.

    Anyhow, there's one catch here. I don't actually have a CN account, but I'm going to be a very important government member. Somehow that idea went over with Big Al. Don't ask me how. He's all "Come check out this new alliance, it's awesome," and I'm like "Yeah, sure, but I don't have a CN account, and I refuse to be a part of anything that doesn't let me horribly abuse my power over the normal people." And so he replied, as no sane person ever would, with "That's fine. Join anyway, and I'll give you power over the mongrel horde."

    And that brings us to this moment, right here, which I hope requires no explanation. Because it'll be hard for me to take over this alliance (and, by extension, the world) if I'm constantly in the process of explaining exactly where you are and what you're doing, which aren't things I should know anyway.

    So hi, howdy, ahoy, I'm General Derangement, I'll be your terrorist/humorist for this evening, and possibly lots more evenings, and some mornings, and other times in between until I get tired of you. This'll be fun!

    Now are there any females in our membership?
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    Ajax
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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Ajax on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:23 am

    Uhm. I have no actual idea how to respond to this..I like you. I don't know what the fuck Alex is thinking right now though. but uhmm...yeah..welcome to our place...when You are masked..you'll find the hooker room....I have some blow in my office...uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. yeah. sooooo. anyways. Razz
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    Alex0827a

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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Alex0827a on Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:27 am

    Good to see you're here to spread the love Razz And as far as I know, we don't have any wimmenz, but I'm sure Osko can happily direct you to some porn Wink
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    General Derangement

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    Location : The depths of Hell itself, or possibly Houston. It's hard to tell the difference.

    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by General Derangement on Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:56 pm

    Don't worry about the porn, Big Al. I think Ajax just offered to blow me in his office.
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    Alex0827a

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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Alex0827a on Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:43 pm

    He does that quite often Razz
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    General Derangement

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    Location : The depths of Hell itself, or possibly Houston. It's hard to tell the difference.

    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by General Derangement on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:25 pm

    I didn't know he was the Director of Oral Affairs too. You should really make the titles clearer.
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    Alex0827a

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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Alex0827a on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:30 pm

    Sorry, will do Smile
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    Ajax
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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Ajax on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:30 pm

    Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you to
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    Alex0827a

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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by Alex0827a on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:35 pm

    I can tell you two will get along just fine ^_^
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    General Derangement

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    Re: Good morning, angels!

    Post by General Derangement on Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:14 am

    Ajax wrote:Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you to
    Fuck me and you'll never go back to women. Assuming you were on women to begin with.

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